nintendobutt:

People who dislike The Legend of Zelda need to reevaluate their life decisions.

(via psycho--owl)

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

(via intensional)

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via trust)

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

(via ruinedchildhood)

rhydonmyhardon:

you are my laptop

my only laptop

you make me happy

when the skies are grey

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

so please dont take

the charger 

away

(Source: rhydonmyhardon, via trust)


floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

angel-helena:

Original comic by the wonderful Franzi 

tbh I just really wanted to do this.

OH MY GOD I DON’T HAVE ANY WORDS FOR THIS

BESIDES I LOVE YOU AND YOU CAN HAVE MY ENTIRE SOUL

dogdirt:

The sky is fucking unreal today

(Source: girlspice, via mspaintadventrues)

snazziest:

stability:

actual footage of dogs when there are no people around

image

is this from anaconda?

(via saucybutts)

friclge:

I don’t wanna go to work. I don’t wanna grow up. I’m not going, I’m going to stay home and watch Mulan

(via ruinedchildhood)