sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

That’s Kitty Pryde and Lockheed. You described their relationship perfectly.

(Source: elfoftheforest, via shinydanger)

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via ugly)

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

image

image

(via trust)

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

(via psycho--owl)

(Source: 2000ish, via ruinedchildhood)

sidnugget:

My favorite person

sidnugget:

My favorite person

(via perfectlyboys)

notouchyme:

u didn’t even try

(via intensional)

almost-too-white-to-function:

lgbbq:

The farther away from valentines day it gets the funnier it is

Fuck you guys I just waited for this thing to load for a solid 6 minutes….

almost-too-white-to-function:

lgbbq:

The farther away from valentines day it gets the funnier it is

Fuck you guys I just waited for this thing to load for a solid 6 minutes….

(Source: handsthatthieve, via psycho--owl)

dickpetter420:

videohall:

What to do when you see your friend texting while driving

> Broyoualmostmademedropmyphone

his vocal range wild

(via intensional)

ofsherlock:

grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again

(Source: ggaga, via trust)